Coffee tastes like shit, why do we drink it?
Heels are like stilts. I feel like a sideshow when I wear them.
I wonder if there is a finite amount of pain in the world. If you take it away from someone, does it go someplace else? (Nurse Jackie, Showtime)
Why is it that even if I water my plants, they still seem to die; but I pay no attention to weeds, and they grow like trees?
Men can shave, looks good, not shave, looks good. Why doesn’t this apply to women?
My theme song has got to be the ALL AMERICAN REJECTS’ “Move Along.” --> Listen.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it… does is make a sound? (Jack Handy)
I wish I could make an invention as simple as the paper clip or post it and become a Millionaire
Underwear. We work all day trying to keep it out of our butt, but then someone goes and decides to make underwear that is indefinitely in your crack, and said this is attractive and we all believed it….genius, or just plain ridiculous?
I’ll leave you with that little tidbit….
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