Got a text from my sister today about how dad is threatening to never leave the house ever again.
He's already a hermit; my mother and father retired and live in a remote area of Colorado only populated by a few hundred people in the off season.
You see they went on a trip to a Casino a few hours away with some friends. It seems that their friends were hit by someone in the parking lot, the perp tried to flee and my father forcibly detained him until the police could arrive. (The ex cop must have come out at that moment).
But little did he know its a Federal offense to hold someone against their will on tribal lands, even though he was leaving the scene of an accident.
My dad had to apologize to the guy!
I can just picture it.
My dad saying, "Sorry," then when the cops turn their back he does the *slit your throat motion* with his thumb across his neck.
My dad is a genuine badass...
Maybe he shouldn't leave the house.....keep the bear away from the general population.
\m/
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