A gun,
a cordless drill,
and a black lace bra.
Thats all.
'Nough said.
Boom bada bing.
You got those, you're set.
You can solve every major crisis/conundrum with one of the above.
Just think on it a minute....
A major earthquake decimates your residence, bam, get the cordless drill out, start working.
You are being chased through the woods by a pack of ROUS's, bam, start shooting.
Gavin Rossdale just broke up with Gwen and his band is coming to town, bam, bring out the black lace bra....
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