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From: Melody Schmidt
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2011 7:59 AM
To: (Bleeped Out)
Subject: You don't have the grey file for 102465?
?

From: (Bleeped Out)
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:21 AM
To: Melody Schmidt
Subject: RE: You don't have the grey file for 102465?

Nope, I don’t think I’ve had that one since March.
Did you see if (Bleeped out) was holding it hostage? Or is he the one looking for it?

From: Melody Schmidt
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:30 AM
To: (Bleeped Out)
Subject: RE: You don't have the grey file for 102465?

Yeah, he was.

From: (Bleeped Out)
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:35 AM
To: Melody Schmidt
Subject: RE: You don't have the grey file for 102465?

He was…holding it hostage or looking for it? lol

From: Melody Schmidt
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:35 AM
To: (Bleeped Out)
Subject: RE: You don't have the grey file for 102465?

Hostage situation.
Had to talk him down.

From: (Bleeped Out)
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:43 AM
To: Melody Schmidt
Subject: RE: You don't have the grey file for 102465?

I’m glad you were there to diffuse the situation.
How did you do it?
Go in all cute and sweet-like and then double leg take down when the time was perfect?

From: Melody Schmidt
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:49 AM
To: (Bleeped Out)
Subject: RE: You don't have the grey file for 102465?

Yeah, he had the file in the corner at gun point.
I distracted him with my wiles and disarmed him.
We’re taking him away in cuffs now.
He’s lost it.
Will probably claim insanity.