Mel/Jen Conversational Gems

Today's email:
Background: We ate at this Amish Sandwich place in Chouteau, OK.

From: Jen
Sent: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:31 PM
To: Mel
Subject: lunch

How was lunch today? everyone behave?


From: Mel
Sent: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:33 PM
To: Jen
Subject: RE: lunch

No there was a massive orgy right in front of the Amish people.

From: Jen
Sent: Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:33 PM
To: Mel
Subject: RE: lunch

I always miss the juicy stuff!!

Meeting Request Innuendo


Jen accepted the request stating: tentative.

From: Mel
Sent: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:40 PM
To: Jen
Subject: RE: Water Mel's Bush


Why so tentative?
It doesn’t bite.


Email regarding Infallible Coworker:

From: Mel
Sent: Thursday, July 01, 2010 2:45 PM
To: Jen
Subject: YES

LOIS SCREWED UP!
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.