Monday, December 20, 2010

Bloody Knuckles


Doesn't anyone remember this game?
I played it a few times when I was younger.
You lay your knuckles on the floor or table while someone flicks coins at them.
Why?
I have no freaking clue.
I think its a right of passage game.
One of those pointless things you do as a kid to test.
Kids are always testing.
Testing their will.
Testing their boundries.
Testing their friends.
Always just walking the line, until you decide what side to be on.

I just started thinking about this because I've noticed that the past few days i've had weird bruises and cuts appearing on my knuckles and hands, and don't know where they are coming from. The cuts could be explained away by the cold/dryness of the winter season. But winter doesn't bruise.
Its all just very weird.
I'm not hitting anything.
Or am I?
Perhaps I'm like Tyler Durden and at night my other personality comes to life and I sleep walk out of my bed and start Fight Clubs all over the country.

Meh, probably not.

\m/


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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Porcelain Doll

Locked away in your glass cabinet,
Not to be played with,
Not to be touched,
When will you learn?
Locked away in your cabinet,
You only see,
You only long,
When is it your turn?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Race for the Cure



This saturday I'm doing the 5K Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure.

Here is my team page for RAE Corp.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Jeep Envy



You want it don't you?
Doesn't it look so perfect sitting there next to the shore, with my kayak?

Went kayaking last night before the storms rolled in.
I was the only one on the lake.
It was perfectly quiet, the Jeep is perfectly adequate for my needs, the water was the perfect temp.

Monday, August 30, 2010

The Procurers

The Setting:
Where: Industrial Park, abandoned paper mill warehouse
When: 1:01 a.m. on the dot.
Who: Procurers, alias ‘J’ and ‘M’

The bike roared and then fell silent as it pulled up close to the lone corvette in the parking lot.
“You’re late.” J said smugly.
“Nah, got here 20 minutes ago. Had to scope out the place,” M said matter-of-fact, pulling off her helmet. M swung her foot over the bike. She tugged up her distressed jeans, but they just fell back low on her hips revealing a bit of tattooed skin below the wife-beater tank top. The long leather jacket swished as she double checked the thigh holster holding her desert eagle. It was concealed as long as the wind didn’t blow.
“Well?”
“Solid.”
J smoothed her pencil skirt, and the thigh high slit flashed some tanned leg. She pulled down her perfectly tailored suit jacket, and patted her revolver in the shoulder holster on her right. The lines of the suit jacket weren’t spoiled by its presence, and she picked up the black brief case with a tense sort of sigh.
J started towards the building, her designer stilettos making a feminine little click with each step. M put down her helmet and fell into place a few steps behind J, her shit-kicker motorcycle boots marring the clicking cadence. The sound put J at ease.
The walk across the parking lot was achingly slow, tensions high, like an old western standoff. One single light pole flickered on and off, making the warehouse seem even more ominous than before.
“We play it calm and collected tonight. Should be an easy trade,” J said more to herself than to M.
M felt a small bit of disappointment at the words, but when they passed under the light just as it flickered on, she caught a glimpse of something shiny in J’s perfectly placed blonde chignon hairstyle. M had to smile, the anticipation suddenly overwhelming.
One of the large bay doors was open, and as soon as they passed into the open room, it shut behind them. They stayed that way, backs against the door. About thirty feet away were three black SUVs parked in a semi-circle, with a folding table in front. Two men exited from each car, and approached the table they all wore black t-shirts and black slacks. One went around to the opposite side of the car and opened the door, chauffer style. A short burly man jumped down from the seat. He was wearing a flashy pin-striped designer suit, and a hideously mismatched tie, that surely cost more than the paychecks of all the bodyguards combined. He approached the table and with a commanding voice asked the men to disarm.
The amount of firepower that was laid out on display would have put a gun show to shame.
“Let’s be friendly about this shall we, J?” He asked in a thick Russian accent. He pulled absently on his pants, the belt and shirt straining under the girth of his pot-belly.
They moved as a group away from the weapons and towards the mid-point of the room.
J and M remained still and silent for the span of a few moments.
J looked over at M, and gave a small nod.
With their backs still against the door, they politely disarmed and laid the weapons softly on the concrete floor. They didn’t come forward.
One of the bigger men grunted in feigned masculinity and eyed the Desert eagle. “Such a big weapon for a little lady.” The rest of the men chuckled and exchanged glances of ridicule. “Can you even hold that sucker up?”
J didn’t have to look over at M to know her jaw was clenched, and although her eyes were hidden behind a dense coif of haphazard brown bangs, they never missed a thing, and J knew they had found their mark.
The difference between tough men and tough women is that the most dangerous man in the lot always thinks he needs to run his mouth to assert his status. They never realize it, but it’s like painting a bulls-eye across their chests. It’s the quiet women you need to watch out for.
“J,” The Burly man said with much humor, “This is my new head of security, Ulrich. Shall we get to business?”
“Yes, thank you Victor.”
J stepped forward only two steps, and M followed.
“May I see the briefcase, please?” J said with a confident air. One of the other goons moved forward and balanced a large suitcase style metal case in his arms as Ulrich opened it for J’s viewing.
Her eyes lit up with approval and J smiled sweetly at Victor.
“It looks like everything is in order then Victor, here is the payment,” J held out her briefcase and Ulrich made the exchange.
“Just a moment, J, if you will,” Victor said openly. “I’d like to count it.”
Ulrich then passed the payment to another anonymous goon to count. And he turned to face J and winked. M made a microscopic movement but J stopped her with a flick of the wrist.
“Victor, I’m hurt,” J said with a frown. She pushed out her lower lip in a comely way. She paced in front of M. “We’ve had numerous transactions and this is the first time you’ve asked to count the money. I thought we had a mutual understanding.”
“You know, I heard something rather funny the other day,“ Victor laughed heartily, his gut jiggling and making a spectacle of itself. “It seems one of my associates had a run in with two women buyers the other day. They lost a lot of men. In fact, only my associate survived, and only because he fled… in a cowardly way. Now, isn’t this interesting?” He looked back and forth between his wall of muscle bodyguards and Ulrich. Ulrich was grinning back at him.
J didn’t pause in her walk, the whole time smiling at him in a polite manner. The only sign of stress was the absent way she fingered her chignon hairstyle. M was on full alert.
“You see, I have two female buyers in front of me right now, but I know that you couldn’t be the same two that my associate was so afraid of. My associate said that they were armed to the hilt, knives, multiple guns, a whole fucking arsenal,” His voice was rising and he was getting flushed now from the exertion. “And here you are, two little women, with two little guns, which you surrendered. You couldn’t possibly take out a whole squad of what twenty trained men, Ulrich?” He was spitting now, and J couldn’t help but cringe at the spittle formations in the corners of his mouth. She stepped back in line with M, the guns still a few feet behind them.
“Just 10 men,” Ulrich corrected. The symbolism was not lost.
“He tried to pull a fast one on them, he wanted the goods and the money, and figured it would be easy, considering the fact that they were stupid enough to come, just the two of them, no more backup. But wasn’t he surprised when he barely escaped with his life. But I don’t run. I plan on watching,” He drawled, an evil look overcoming his jolly one.
There wasn’t time to blink, four more armed men jumped out of the cars, and started to blind fire on them from behind the doors.
J and M were a blur of action. M dove back for the guns.
J crouched and within seconds, the four throwing stars hidden in her perfect hair, were embedded in the throats of the four goons up front. They floundered for a few seconds grasping against the bloodied meat that was their formerly intact voice boxes, then dropped like logs.
M was firing that big ole’ bastard gun before J’s revolver even finished its scoot across the floor from where she passed it over.
She had a two hand grip on it, and was deadly accurate as four windows were blasted out and four headless bodies fell to the floor. Ulrich had just made it back to the weapons table as Victor jumped into a car and threw it in reverse. There was a thup-thup sound as he ran over one of the goons on the ground and peeled out of the warehouse.
10 men, 8 down, one escaping, one left.
Ulrich, had palmed two nine mills and had one pointed in each M and J’s directions.
He had a panicked and surprised look on his face, when he saw two guns focused right back in his direction.
“Mine.” M breathed. And he was surprised again when J and M both put their guns down in mock surrender.
M put her fists in the air in the universal signal for a fair fight.
The smug look on his face actually looked confident after the bloody mess he they just made of his comrades. He dropped the guns and pulled up his sleeves. He was going to enjoy this.
Not as much as M.
J made quick work of the scene as the two of them traded punches. She dislodged her stars and wiped them on the men’s shirts. Then picked up the two brief cases and walked towards the exit. Her blonde hair was hanging loose now, and setting down the cases, she holstered her revolver, smoothed her suit and tucked her hair behind her ears.
The grunting from behind her brought her eyes back to the fight. Ulrich had a busted lip and a swollen eye, and was gasping for breath. M was jumping around shaking out her arms and absolutely gleeful with joy. She looked back at J and beamed with an inner light, just as Ulrich palmed a hidden knife and swiped her across the back. J frowned as M just smiled brighter. Fuck. He was holding the knife like a lifeline and waiting, so M had plenty of time to play it out. She kicked her foot against the concrete floor and did a two spin mid-height kick, catching him in the torso just as he dodged back to avoid the blow. He fell to his knees and she stepped back to enjoy her handiwork, the switch-blade in the heel of her boot dripping with the inky knowledge.
She had disemboweled him.
J gave her a knowing look.
“What? He started it!”
She tapped her foot again on the floor and the blade retracted as she calmly walked towards J. She whistled a little tune as she kneeled to retrieve her gun, and they fell into deadly step with each other as they went for their vehicles.
“You let him get away.” Was all M said when she closed the trunk of J’s Corvette, now holding two cases instead of one.
“He ran. I hate when they run.” J said with condescension.
“Right, and it wouldn’t be sportin’ to chase a coward.” M said as she pulled on her helmet. J noted the slash in the leather jacket on her back, but knew better than to inquire if she was okay.
“He’ll be back.” J said sadly.
“We always have the most fun together.” M said sarcastically.
They were women of few words.
“I don’t trust anyone else.” J said.
The looks that passed between them said everything.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Silly Boys...

My new favorite saying:


Because of my new favorite car:


My new favorite workout:


and my new favorite slang word:


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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Bad Day...Saved

Yesterday was one of those days that could have gone down on record as the worst, but ended up being pleasant.

It started out normal enough, but the main Parts Dept. lady decided to go give blood right after lunch and never showed back up again. This time of year is really busy for replacement parts, so I was swamped doing her job plus mine all afternoon. On top of that our company picnic is today and yesterday the organizer comes into my office and volunteers me to be on a volleyball team, since not enough people were signed up. I really don't want to play. I'm not that good, and I hate not being good at something. But I guess I had no choice.

Then I went to the bank after work. Got back into my truck and something in the ignition module broke and got stuck in the partially on phase- The one where the radio and lights and everything are on, but the car won't start. Its 96° outside and I'm stuck in the parking lot at the bank.

I called Joe to come get me and waited on him in the hot truck cause I'm too embarrassed to go back in the bank in the air conditioning. He shows up and tries to work on it to no avail.
So he takes me home.

On the way he's so frustrated about the truck, he forgets to watch his speed, and we get pulled over by a cop. Thankfully I talk him down enough that he's pleasant to the cop and just gets a warning.

Really just a freaking bad day so far.

But I ask a couple of my guy friends to come to the volleyball court in the park and give me some pointers, so I don't look like an idiot when I get out there. They were really patient and nice, even though it was freaking hot outside, and I got to work off my excess frustrated energy through good, old fashioned sweat. So even though I'm stuck riding my motorcycle for a while, no matter the weather... and the day started out really poorly, it ended well.

*Cheers to good friends*

And I've got an awesome float trip this weekend to look forward to.

\m/

Friday, June 4, 2010

A grownup version of Twilight

Jen and I have become addicted to True Blood.



Its basically the ADULT version of the Twilight Series.



Except the author of this book series turned award-winning HBO series, wrote her books like a decade before the Twilight phenomenon.
In many ways I feel like the Twilight series was a knockoff.
You have your normal girl, falls in love with the 'good' vampire, with a love triangle involving her best friend thats also a shapeshifter.

Sound familiar?

But True Blood is not for anyone under the age of 21.
Which makes me feel elitist and special, cause I feel like a dufus going to the twilight movies and being the only one that can legally drive in the theater.

The new season starts this month.
And my mouth is watering. The next book in the series was steamy, so the season should be really good!

And there is nothing wrong with liking vampire books.
I don't mind being a dork.
I'm like the original vampire groupie.

GO ANITA BLAKE, and OLD SCHOOL BRAM STOKERS!

Haven't read em? Don't know what I'm talking about?
POSER!

Friday, April 23, 2010

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~Phyllis Diller



My big sis is getting married tomorrow.

And next month I will have been married for 4 years.

Wow.

In times like these we reflect on our lives and the decisions we've made. Marriage is tough. Anyone who says otherwise is a damn fool. The worst of it is that there is no way to prepare for the difficulties that will ensue. There is not a sequence of wording available (nor will ever come into existence) to describe the depth of the "marriage" ideal.

Someone may have tried to write a 'how-to' book, but -without a doubt- they failed. Its a constant battle against the world, against the odds, against worldly sinful nature; and sometimes you aren't hand in hand with your spouse in the uphill battle, but carrying them on your back. You have to be prepared. But how CAN one prepare for that?

In searching for a right quote for the title of this post I came across a few that touched me:

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. ~Barnett R. Brickner

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn


But I relate more with all the quotes about marriage as a battle:

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest--never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership. ~Ann Landers Says Truth Is Stranger..., 1968

Its ridiculous but marriage really is like a battle, but it is a battle where you face an army wearing only your knickers and your weapon is a container of lipstick.

Best Wishes and
Good Luck Sis.


Don't forget to sharpen that lipstick.

\m/

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Avoidance Fail

You know those 'fail' photos where some poor schmuch does something stupid and someone happens to capture it in a photo.

Jen and I have gotten in the habit of saying "Fail" whenever we do something stupid.

I just did the mother of all fails.

Prologue:

So being in an office you get used to hearing people's footsteps and can identify who each stride belongs to.

I heard the one coming down the hall.
The one that I just couldn't deal with at that moment.
I had been having a hard day so far, and I just couldn't imagine being able to hold my tongue.

So I put in my earbuds from my nano really quick and pretended to be typing and not paying attention.

Only, I had neglected to realize in time that I was playing music on my computer speakers...aloud...and my earbuds weren't connected..... to anything....
And he was already in the office.
No save was coming to mind.

So I just put them down.

Awkward...

\m/

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Rock Band Addiction?

Is there such a thing?
There should be a term.

You know its bad when you start 'air' playing the instruments to a song from the game in your car.

Its no longer poker or movies that grab our attention and monopolizing our Friday evenings, but singing and playing along to popular music by hitting colored buttons...


On another note:
We are celebrating Jen's B-Day this Friday at the casino.
Don't ask me how old she is, cause I can't even remember how old I am.
But it should be fun.
A big group of people at the Ice Bar, probably listening to music and thinking of those damn colored buttons....

I intend to dance.

This is not a pretty sight.

But after a couple of drinks I don't care.

HAPPY -Early- B-Day Jen!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

All the World's a stage, and All the Men and Women merely players.

-Shakespeare.

I wish I could go back in time and inquire about his comment. What happened to him that made him think this? Was he going through the same things Jen and I have come across in the past few weeks?

Wouldn't it be cool if I could pick his mind and post the Q & A here on my blog?
Only I'm sure there would be a lot lost in translation throughout time. The difference in the English dialects would be confusing and probably end up similar to this:

Me: So.... Shakey.... what's up with Romeo and Juliet?

W.Shakespeare: Comprehend your meaning, I cannot. (sorry, he talks like Yoda in my imagination)

Me: Riiiggghhhttt..... Nice tights.


Hopeless.
Anyway, back on track now.
Does anyone else out there feel like nothing is under their control?
I feel like I'm just a pawn in some giant game of chess. And right now, my team seems to be losing..Maybe we're playing Bobby Fischer.

Jen And I have been through some major life changes lately. Is either of us doing the right thing with the choices we've made? Do we continue on our current path, or should we accept defeat?

Too many questions. Not enough answers.
I hope one day the answers will be given to me.

\m/

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Back from Hiatus

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

Thursday, February 4, 2010

P90X Week One : HELL WEEK!

We finished basic training.

HAha, it felt kinda like boot camp.

But we made it.

We did our best to keep up with the people in the videos, but seeing as we were beginners, it was pretty much impossible.

However, I'm beginning to see improvement. As a result, I've just about made it to a smaller rung on the belt. Which is really impressive considering its had only been 7 days. I've been eating better also, and all in all I've slept better and felt better. I would really recommend this to anyone. However start small. Do the beginner program first.

See our week one conclusion interview below:



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P90X Day One

I've been slacking on getting my videos posted on the progress of our P90X workout. Its tough to keep up on stuff like this when you have a full time job, workout for at least an hour following work, then have to make dinner when you get home.
I'm pretty much worthless in the evenings after all that.
Especially after doing my P90X.
See below, and ENJOY. \m/

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Life of the Party

So apparently Jen and I are the life of the party.

Wherever we go, the party goes.

And even at a Random Piano bar in Tulsa, the performer recognized the natural ability. We both got asked up to the stage.

Jen getting the royal treatment:

And me trying to teach some chicks left from right in the hokey pokey:



The video is from my little phone, so its not so great of quality.
But Here is Jen's Song.



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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

And so it begins....

We are still waiting on our P90x program to arrive in the mail.
But I've started us out with a preprogram interview from the both of us.





Enjoy
\m/

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

P90x New Years Resolution



I used to be fit.

Not just fit even, buff.
I wasn't ever the slight framed/petite type of girl.
Even had a four pack, not quite a sixer, but good for a girl.
Had these guns that were really impressive too.

I played soccer for 12 years. And up in High school my coach thought that a soccer player should be all around strong, so twice a week we worked out our entire bodies. Lifting weights, doing crunches. Hell, we were so badass, we even did lunge sprints.
Which is basically racing each other with lunging down the field. The winner only had to lunge the first leg, the losers had to lunge back. It wasn't unheard of for me to walk the last leg back with a gloating heart.

But, getting married, and getting a desk job really hinder the amount of activity one can get. And college didn't help any either, when the best meal one could afford/make time for was usually a pizza at one a.m., in between studying.

It all went downhill from there.

So, Jen and I are doing the P90x workout as a new years resolution.
It is an intense 90 day program to lose weight and get in shape.
The weightloss isn't such a big factor, as the need to get fit is in my opinion.
But I wouldn't mind losing a clothing size or two while I start getting in shape.

We decided that we are going to blog about our transformations.
Starting with a beginning blog with starting photos and perhaps links to videos about our expectations and motivations.

We'll start a countdown when the program gets started, right now we are in the planning stages.

I hope you find this informative, helpful, interesting, and perhaps funny at times.
I have great hopes for what the end of the 90 days will look like.
\m/