UFOs

Unidentified flying objects in Rogers/Mayes County!



So I'm headed home from Owasso, and all of a sudden, "Bam!"
I hear this loud cracking noise.
Its scares me. I quickly look around at my surroundings and am stumped.
The car seems to be acting fine.
Then I notice this new crack in the windshield.
WHAT?!
There is literally nothing around me.
As you can see there are no houses, and the nearest cars are at least 50 yards away.
There is nothing.
How could a rock just come out of nowhere?
A freak piece of hail maybe?

I am pissed.
I guess that is what you get having a car with a windshield that is nearly straight up and down.

Damn UFOs.

\m/

KHAL DROGO

Khal Drogo (Game of Thrones)
-A dirty limerick for you.
He’s on the list of fictional characters I would be allowed to sleep with if he were alive/available. I think I was pretty clever with the GOT throwbacks. The nerds are the only ones that will get them… Ahem…Jen.

Oh Khal,
you are my all.
I’ll be the moon of your life.
I would make you an excellent wife.
I can ride a horse,
Or you of course.
I don’t need the throne,
Just throw me a bone.
Please just give me a chance,
To get into those leather pants.
Oh Khal.